Sasha Velour, Jaida Essence Hall, Priyanka & Latrice Royale React to TikTok Trends

[Cameraman 1] Mark.

Mark's my real name, how dare you?

[chuckling]

Anyways, hey everybody, we're here to do some TikTok trends.

[laughing]

Let's do it!

[upbeat music]

This is the jellyfish haircut trend.

Ooh-ooh!

What is going on here, there's short and long.

[gasping]

Okay. Wait a minute.

Oh my god, there's short and long and medium.

Wait a minute. Hm.

I like the color. I love it.

It's cute, oh no.

Oh, I love it, it's so weird and ugly.

I'm getting a wig made like this tomorrow.

Oh that's it, girl, ah, dang.

Will you hold this for me?

Yes, I'll do you the honor.

Thank you.

I haven't seen you with brown hair, let's see.

This is a solid piece of hair, okay.

[Latrice] But that shit's cute on you though!

Yeah, 'cause Sasha will turn it.

Like, it's a look.

It is kinda really cute on you.

Wait, I'm admitting it.

If y'all are lying to me, I'm gonna see this back.

[Latrice] No it's really cute, actually, on you.

[Jaida] So we approve, it's cute.

On her, on her.

This is the broccoli freckles trend.

I'm already out. I love broccoli.

Do you not like broccoli?

I love broccoli, but freckles, I don't get it.

Wait, real broccoli?

Oh my god! Wow, okay.

[excited exclaiming]

Oh my, that's not real, no!

Okay no, I like that!

You would put a vegetable on your face?

What if it just comes out as a giant-

Blob, then poor you.

[Priyanka] Can't you get, like, salmonella from broccoli?

That's putting a lot of trust in the broccoli.

In the broccoli.

Can't you get, like, salmonella?

Do you wash and dry the broccoli first?

Also, some people don't wash or dry their brushes, so.

That part.

I'm not a freckle girl anyway,

I'm not about to do that, no.

Do you do freckles?

Yeah it's nice, makes you look sun kissed.

Is that what that makes you look?

[laughing]

This is the steamer for wig straightening out.

[exclaiming]

We got this. This is life.

That's life.

Can't afford a flat iron, are you joking?

And then the real hack is when you got straight hair

that's synthetic, you roll it up on a roller,

and then you steam it. Steam it in a bag.

Yep.

In the plastic bag, right?

Yeah.

If you do not have a steamer

for your synthetic wigs,

you're not treating them right.

[Priyanka] So pretty.

That's a drag queen's wig.

That's a drag queen with a drag-

Ooh, okay, clearly.

A pony!

It is warm already, and do we have a brush?

[Latrice] You need a brush, though.

You need a comb or a brush.

I only have this. Oh there we go, there we go.

Oh cool, work.

Yes let's pass through her. Yes.

It's working y'all. It is working.

Let's see, for the viewers over here.

Yes! Oh!

Oh, okay. Do the underside, too.

You can buy you a little $20 wig

and play around with this,

practice the textures you wanna have.

And that's how you do drag.

[applause]

Yes, got you some nice little tendrils.

This is the bubble makeup cleanser trend.

[Sasha] Okay.

Shake, shake, shake.

Oh my god.

[laughing]

Oh my god!

It looks like cotton candy!

Oh, it does look like cotton candy.

Okay, this looks fun.

Listen, I love a makeup influencer more than anything,

but she is telling you the wrong things, okay?

As someone who just constantly gets work done

and is wearing face tape to pull the skin up,

do not pull your skin down!

Oh, okay, valid. What is wrong with you?

But that, that don't work.

That's not getting off what I got on my face.

Baby, those little bubbles ain't gonna get it off.

I know what you could do as your first TikTok trend.

Tell me.

The old drag queen trick

of using dish soap to take off your-

I've done that, it works great!

[chuckling]

Excuse me, Dawn is the shit.

Like I live by it, and I still do it till this day.

If it can save the ducks, it can save us.

100%, I mean, y'all look at this.

This is 52, y'all see it. 52?

Dawn honey, Dawn dish detergent.

Wow.

Next up, this the sunscreen contouring.

Contouring. I have done this.

No you have not! I always do this.

And then go out in the sun?

You put sunscreen on the parts

you want to stay bright, and then you tan the rest.

That's some bullshit.

I don't think you should do that.

Why not?

That sounds dangerous and cancerous maybe.

And it worked? And it works.

Very subtle, it's not like

really a contour that's gonna work-

Because at this point, you're really gonna like

put on makeup on top of that, right?

No, it's just to look, you know,

beautiful with no makeup on.

Oh, it's for like fresh face,

but you're still contoured.

Yeah.

I can't believe that this is a TikTok trend.

Why'd I get so angry by this one?

I feel anger. Oh wow.

I like the nose contour, the little-

Yeah, the little highlight strip.

The stripe down the middle.

Drag.

Wait, what did it look like again at the end?

[Priyanka] Drag.

Let's just see again.

You know, we invented contouring.

Okay, what's next?

The plastic wrap, when in doubt, wrap it up.

No, what do they say?

Like what if I get one pregnant,

and she's like make sure to use a condom.

That conversation never happened.

With you? With you.

I'm afraid.

[gasping]

No! Oh no.

[laughing]

Why would you do that?

No, no, no, no, no.

Now, that's just, no.

This is not real. What is the point of this?

Really.

This is like one of those TikTok recipes

where they put hot dogs and mac and cheese

and Doritos and everything, they want to make you angry.

It just wants to bring you-

Yes.

They just want you to see the chaos, this is really bad.

Oh, and the highlights too?

No they don't.

No, so wasteful of all the plastic.

Okay for me, this seems like double work.

Yes, and what if like somebody's gonna suffocate?

Okay, we all do know some queens

who look like this though.

Ah, oh my god.

That's not even in the right place!

Oh my god this is horrible.

Oh my gosh.

This is bad, the eyeliner too?

It is transferring from the plastic wrap to the face.

But the fact that you have to apply to the plastic,

then apply the plastic to your face, that's more work!

The time that it's taking to paint the plastic

is excessive. It's excessive.

This is the tape technique for full eye makeup.

Okay, oh I have seen this, oh yeah, I've seen this.

This is fabulous.

I mean, you could just use a makeup wipe

and not have tape on your face.

Yeah, you don't have to do tape.

But you get that line that's so good.

That's true, the line is nice.

'Cause even if you go back under the makeup,

it'll clean, it'll be easier with the line.

Look at that.

Okay, she is a makeup artist.

This is so good!

Yeah, I love her. Yeah, she's real good.

I kinda want her to do my makeup.

[giggling]

I want her to paint me.

Okay, but she is making it look

a little bit easier than this actually would be to do.

I just worry about the tape and the pulling of the skin.

Don't pull your skin so much.

Yeah well I guess that depends on what tape you use.

The amount of skin I've ripped off with duck tape.

Oh yeah, that's true, that is true.

Oh my god yeah, girl, and the sides.

Gorilla tape? Yeah.

And the tuck. We've all done it.

This is the spiral nails trend.

I love it.

I had a nail like that before.

It looks like a pig penis.

[laughter]

You know their penises are corkscrews?

I heard that.

I thought their tails were corkscrews,

are their penises too?

How do you just share that information?

[disgusted groaning]

I don't know.

Lost me, no. No, it's a no.

Where we going with them nails?

It would be so fierce if you could

open a bottle with that. Ooh!

[whooshing]

A bottle of wine.

[vocalizing]

Take it out, enjoy it, push it back in there.

Yes.

Girl, it's getting hot.

[laughter]

Screw yourself.

Not impressed. No.

[Jaida] It gagged me.

Next up we've got, this is the yogurt face mask trend.

Oh I've heard of this. No.

I don't know about dairy on your skin.

I feel like sometimes I think TikTok is like,

how many ways can we waste things?

Yeah, that part.

How about you, do you have white stuff on your face?

Wow.

What other food products would I?

I think granola would make a good exfoliant.

[laughter]

I feel like it would if you crumble it up.

Yeah crumble it up really good.

And I was gonna say, honey on this-

A honey granola mask.

I think blueberries are good for your skin.

[Latrice] Antioxidants.

Blueberries, coffee, that's like breakfast food.

Just put your breakfast smoothie directly on your face.

[laughing]

But yeah, this is the skin care fridge trend.

Now what?

So put your face in the fridge?

Products I store in my skincare fridge.

I have one. A skincare fridge?

You do? Yes.

Oh so you put your skincare in the fridge.

Ooh, that sounds good.

Does it need to be in it's own special fridge,

or you just put it in a normal fridge?

I mean, you could.

I mean this is like, it could sit on your vanity

or your makeup table.

That's true.

Would you not put like, little bottles of vodka in there?

[laughing]

Yes.

[all clamoring]

When you're a traveling diva of the world,

you can't be carrying a fridge with you.

No. It has a handle!

What's inside there? Ooh!

It's battery operated.

This looks like a giant Polly Pocket.

It's gonna be syringes of Ozempic.

Fierce. No thanks.

Okay, what's in here?

I'm gagged, what does it say?

Oh, there's more, what is this?

Oh that's nice.

How would it feel to give yourself permission to let go?

[laughing]

God damn! Go into the light.

Girl they were sending a message to you.

[laughter]

It's your time diva.

Who here hates Priyanka, what's going on?

[laughter]

Thank you so much, Allure.

Thank you for having us, thanks for hanging with us.

Thanks for having us! I love you.

Thank you TikTok for trends, even if they're good or bad,

we have something to keep our asses entertained.

That part. That's true.

[lighthearted music]

Ooh, okay, let's honestly steal this shit,

because drag is expensive, so-

[all exclaiming]